Vat 'O' Smegma !!!

    Welcome to the website that is considered so lame, it has its own FDA Warning label!

WARNING: Accidental overdose of this website is a leading cause of extremely embarrassing brain seizures. If any of the following symptoms occur, discontinue use and consult a doctor or poison control center immediately:

Hot flashes
Shortness of breath
Profuse, violent bouts of diarrhea
Spontaneous combustion of the extremities
Projectile leprosy
Elephantiasis of the groin
Any desire to buy the latest 'N Sync album.

    This site is dedicated to the artist with a sense of humor.  It is dedicated to those precious few who choose to tickle the funny bone, rather than render a photo-realistic version of it!  This site is for those people who realize the quality of art isn't just in the technical expertise it takes to use a pencil or master the latest computer program.  The quality of art lies in the imagination.

    If you are an artist who doesn't find humor in art particularly interesting (or maybe find it offensive), I have created a special webpage dedicated just to you!  I highly recommend you go there instead!

    Ok, now that I got rid of those losers, how about a free tour of the funny stuff?  I'd like you to meet my good friend Marvin.  He will be your tour guide.  Just be sure to keep your hands and feet inside the compartment until the ride comes to a complete stop...

    Well suck my abdomen and call me the President!  You are one fine specimen of a web-surfer.  Let me introduce myself, I'm Marvin the Cockroach!  Its a pleasure to meet you!  Just select from the options below to begin our tour.

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Marvin's Mischief

List of Award Winners

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