Throughout the passage of time, there have been few dichotomies as remarkable as the stupidity & humor mixed within the digital pages of this website. But don't take a simple cockroaches word for it, just check out these testimonials!

"EXHILARATING, exuberant, exhausting. Absolutely fabulous."
- San Jose Mercury News

"Two Thumbs Up!"
- Siskel & Roper

"A roof-ripping, cow-tossing, silo-pulverizing E-ticket."
-Sally Kline, WASHINGTON JOURNAL NEWSPAPERS

"It will improve your sex life."
- Dr. Ruth

"Hey Wraggie! I wround a wrue! I wround a wrue!"
- Scooby Doo

"If only I had seen this before I killed my ex-wi...er...wait. I take that back, I didn't mean that...Can you turn that tape recorder off now?"
- O.J. Simpson

"This site was so funny, I peed in someone else's pants!"
- Former President Gerald Ford

"I like this website, but that's not gonna stop me from breaking your F#@$&%! kneecaps off!!!"
- Tonya Harding

"This website totally sucks!!! I'd rather die than view this crap again!!!"
- Mother Teresa's Final Words

"If this guy decides to make an operating system, I'm in big trouble!"
- Bill Gates

"I laughed SO hard, my penis fell off again!"
- John Wayne Bobbit

    Impressive, no?  If that weren't enough, this site has also compiled a long list of prodigious awards that should impress a feeble mind such as yours.  Gaze in awe at the triumphant honors bestowed upon this place!

	Cool!  Bipartisan support!